Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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