If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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