Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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