What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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