Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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