And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize