I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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