8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?