seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My breasts were aching with rage.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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