Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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