I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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