woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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