On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the condom got lost in my hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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