You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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