my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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