i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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