I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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