You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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