I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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