Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm at about main and main street
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
