Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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