so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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