Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's blow job season.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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