we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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