this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
