We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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