i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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