Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
porn star boner night. come get it.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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