One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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