I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There are leaves in my underwear?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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