Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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