I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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