plz talk dirty to me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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