69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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