Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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