do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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