Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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