The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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