This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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