i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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