How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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