I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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