Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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