He told me they were just razor bumps!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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