This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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