yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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