Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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