just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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