You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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