In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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