Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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