STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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