Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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