: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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