You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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