Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
