Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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