If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
